Halloween is the season of love

Wednesday: Me, "We have that party, what are you going to be?"
     He, "I don't know, should we do a couples thing?"
Thursday: Me, "How about a dead couple? Zombies?"
     He, "Meh."
     Me, "We could put you in a coffin."

and an idea was born....


Saturday:

 And he's not wearing pants, 'cause, you know, they don't dress corpses below the waist....

And that, my friends, is how you stay married for twenty years.